Pirate Jokes

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• Q: Why don’t pirates take a shower before they walk the plank?

  A: They'll just wash up on shore.

• Q: Where does a pirate buy his hook?

  A: The second hand store.

• Q: Why dont pirates have sex with mermaids?

  A: They prefer LAND HO!

• Q: Why don’t pirates shower before they walk the plank?

  A: Because they’ll just wash up on shore later.

• Q: Where can ye find a pirate who has lost his wooden legs?

  A: Right where ye left him.

• A pirate walks into a bar:

  Bartender asks, "What's that ship's wheel doing attached to your crotch?" The pirate replies, "Arrrr! It be driving me nuts!"